*puts slight effort into my looks at work (re mascara, eyeliner, tinted lip balm)*
Coworkers: YOU LOOK SO GOOD TODAY! OOOO~ DOES SOMEONE HAVE A HOT DATE? WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP FOR? WHY DONT YOU EVER DRESS US FOR US ALL THE TIME?
Me: Uh, I had extra time this morning.
Me internally: I don’t try for yall cuz there is lit no one here to impress, so I use the extra time to sleep cuz you bitches exhaust me.